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Giovanni Andres

He is without comparison. Regardless of your personal beliefs, Giovanni Andres is the epitome of modern of advancement of the human race. He crafted this earth we live in today from his bare hands and provided many essential and natural resources to fuel the human race. Whether or not we are in times of crisis WE will always look up upon him on our knees thanking him for providing such an opulent way of life. HE as an individual is triumphant amongst his fellow long term business partner Jefferson Bezos, he climbs on top of him in terms of wealth, perseverance, and success. Also an owner of many companies and an extraordinary skillfully in the stock market. His ability to pleasure the females without the power of his penis is one to none, from interviews from individual resources say to be careful bringing your partner around him for she may fall in love with him for his massive a top tier male physique. Some say he trained Poseidon to reach his physique as well. In conclusion he is simply just HIM.
"The Comforter, the Son, the Almighty, the Alpha and Omega, the one and only Giovanni. He is in fact God"
"Oh my, my pussy is so wet is that Giovanni Andres"
by Xou Linn February 12, 2023
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Andres

The most awesome curly haired MF ever

You should try to be like Andres because he's awesome

(This totally isn't Andres writing this)
Person 1: hey, did you see Andres walking over there
Person 2: yeah! I wish I was as awesome as Andres.
by Totsllynotandres January 12, 2022
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Andre

"Aye, he Andre."
by Lilbootiesmatter October 7, 2018
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andre

Some guy from my school that has 1000020483578427657843 ethnicites and cant be racially insulted. (also hes the reincarnation of jack the ripper hee hee)
andre: i will shank you
amanuel: oh ok
andre: nig-
amanuel:NOOOOOOOO
by AMANUEL TESSEMA 2 November 21, 2022
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Andre

A Tall, Clean, Handsome, Charming Charismatic, Guy with a Huge Dick, who can make a girl feel like a million Bucks!
by BootyliciousGtownCo July 4, 2022
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Andre

They often have curly hair super weird an always tries to argue. They often are sarcastic and super annoying about facts
Oh my god it’s Andre! RUN!!!!!
by Factssssssssss May 9, 2018
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Andres

There are two types of Andres. One is sped and the other isn't.
person: He is really sped

person2: yea his name is Andres
person: the other guy is good at chess
person2:yea his name is Andres
by christy.kujo February 11, 2022
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