When your girlfriend is a late sleeper so you have sex with her whenever you wake up so she is up for the rest of the day. the sex alarm clock
Shawn's girlfriend is a late sleeper so when he woke up at ten and used his cock alarm clock on his girlfriend to wake her up for the day.
by sexyclock October 30, 2011
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Wonder when that alarm will stop going-off like that!! oh, looks like it will be soon, I think that's the alarmer coming over.
by Professor of new English July 1, 2005
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Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.
Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.
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