Aunt Jemima

A fat, ugly black girl with messy hair.

Sadie ain't never gonna catch no man until she cleans herself up, gets some new clothes, and loses weight.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

Aunt Jemima

a woman's period, that time of the month

Aunt Jemima is here, so nothing for you tonight.

by Teddy Bundy July 26, 2006

Aunt Jemima's Gumbo

The grossest, most disgusting sex act so terrible very few people utter the directions of the act, the small community that knows the definition practices before preaching.

"I heard she got a big healthy serving of Aunt Jemima's Gumbo"

"That's disgusting, Todd"

by Misty Johnson February 16, 2008

Aunti Church

In god we Trust. Ageing God fearer who writes a weekly poem for the fatty magazine Gordon Monthly

Our Fatty
Who eats unshaven
Hallowed Be thy name
Thy Kingdom ate
The garden gate
on earth as it is at easter
Give us this day our daily macdonalds
and munch out on watercress
or just try to eat less
for eating the kingdom
the cake and the glory
forever and ever Amen.

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

Aunt Janie

A very evil, narrowminded person who thinks they are always right.

That Aunt Janie bitch thinks she can tell me what to do.

by Eric Jones August 29, 2008

Aunt Jemima

A coloured pancake lady who, with the a gap in her front teeth, and the right hair style, can look like Condolessa Rice. In the earlier sketches of Auntie Jemima she is an older woman, but as society became more demanding the picture has been modified to a sexy woman at the tender age of 70. Her "syrup" is really all the "-glouscoses" mixed with water.

It is a common misconception that Aunt Jemima is married to Uncle Ben (hence their daughter Condolessa Rice), but she is actually a lesbien and is with Betty Crocker... now THAT'S some food for though!

by kuckapoo December 14, 2008

Aunt Suzie

verb.The act of awkwardly nestling your head in the length of the shoulder to the head during a hug.Occasionally making subtle moaning sounds.

"Dude what took you so long!?"
"Sorry bro,but I got stuck gettin an Aunt Suzie from Dale before I left"
"Guy is either really funny or really creepy"

by DrRodimus September 14, 2011