she's fucking obsessed with green day and she calls billie joe armstrong daddy and she calls her friends at midnight crying about how much she loves green day
by pxzzaqueen January 4, 2017

Emily is shy. But an utter bitch. She shows off and is a big fat cunt. She sucks dick everyday and she can't handle but pull down guys pants and ride them till they sleep. When they sleep she chops there dick off and attaches it to her mouth.
by Suckmycheese May 21, 2017

A girl who is so fucking annoying! She can’t get her fucking thing out of her ass! She’s so horny over this one boy on a group chat! She likes to suck her dogs penis!
by Shyandnndhdbdj November 11, 2018

A girl with a big booty but goes through so many boys. Plays good cop bad cop a lot and says ily to the first guy she meets.
by ggyass12 June 15, 2018

I woman who pretends to be interested in someone who lives in another state when really, she actually is just toying with your emotions and using you. If you don’t do what she wants, she’ll drop you and not wanna have anything to do with you.
Me: “I was in a long distance relationship with a woman called, Emily. She lied to me about being in my life forever, so now when I listen to the song” Lucid Dreams”, I think of the evil girl who had the prettiest face. She gave me her heart that was full of mistakes. I gave her my face and she made my heart break.”
by Lesboginger August 1, 2018

Why is Emilie so dumb
by who is dumb September 21, 2020

Usually nerdy, harry potter enthusiast, and member of the c wing gang. is eh in areas other than school and swimming. will go crazy with knife. 2/10, would not recommend.
by legit_hitler August 23, 2014
