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Alcohol Virginity

n. The state of never having consumed an alchoholic beverage. If you drink atleast a champagne glass full, you have lost your alcohol virginity. Becoming drunk is not necessary.
Person 1: So what did you do last night, bro?
Person 2: Just lost my alcohol virginity at a party.
Person 1: Congrats.

Guy: Hey, can I buy you a drink?
Girl: No thanks. My parents want me to keep my alcohol virginity until I'm 21.
by gEeSe_Go_HoNk October 15, 2011
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alcestis

Alcestis is a 25 year old CypriatGreek/Greek girl who is still in her adolescence. After dating her a few weeks you will find out that her real name is actually spelt Alkistis and she doesn't like that version of the name.

If you are familiar with the urban dictionary definitions of both these names then you will know that neither spellings of these names have a good reputation. In effect to hide her identity an Alkistis will ask you to call her Anya. In inverted commas; this is supposedly easier for us to pronounce. We all know that's not true; she just wants to market herself as Anya, who is known to be sweet and beautiful.
Again; dont be fooled by the mythological meaning of the name; to an inexperienced lover an Alkistis could feel like true love and that is how they get you. Alkistises are half cold, unfeeling beings with half equally cold and equally unfeeling again beings. (I dont dare call one an human.)
Alkistis: Hi, my name is Anya!! (she walks away)
Player 1: Damn, she has beautiful eyes. (Meaning bum and rack.)
Player 2: That is an Alkistis (alcestis) mate, really not worth the trouble, she wont even let you go bareback on her.
by Regina Phalange Tribute September 13, 2018
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alchy

"I need some alchy dammit!!!"
-angry drunk dude
by Dave April 1, 2004
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alcohpoo

The term used to describe the unpleasant bowel movement that occurs after a long night of consuming large amounts of alcohol. Commonly identified as an extremely loose bowel movement with loose sloppy fluid that occurs through out the entire morning.
Dan "yo, that was some crazy drinking last night"
Andy "I know, i got some serious alcohpoo already from it"
by Warrenite March 8, 2008
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Alcolatio

n. An event that involves getting someone trashed in order to get him/her to give someone else head.
We should have an alcolatio party.

Alcolatio '04 was a suckcess!
by Vicikan August 8, 2004
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alchotroll

when a women still appeares to be really unattractive (a troll) even when very drunk.
That bird over there is that bad she's a alchotroll.
by Lee Wise November 21, 2007
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alcolimia

A serious drinking disorder characterized by compulsive consumption of alcoholic beverages often followed by the "spins" and self-induced vomiting before a generalized malaise the following morning.
Brad: Did you see Jimmy on the bathroom floor earlier? He was drunk as an Irishman with his finger down his throat grunting like a whale in heat.

Marsha: Oh no, I heard he might be alcolimic. Alcolimia is a serious issue with today's youth.
by fatschoonerrat January 14, 2008
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