Alabama orgy

Also called the gene pool mixer. When you have a family reunion and you entire property becomes the biggest nudist resort this side the Mississippi! Everyone is free game, even grandma's saggy tits. Will it scar the kids for life? Hell Yeah!

Neighbor: "Are you guys having a Barbeque"

Uncle Ralph: "Nope just a good old Alabama orgy"

by Johnny "Biggus Dickus" Sins February 17, 2022

The Alabama Slamma

A super sexy and hot God in Red Dead Redemption 2 Online. Despite being in a game he is 100% real and is the reason why we exist as he is responsible for creating the entire world. He has a horse named Pickens and he wears nothing but patched overalls. He is so strong his bald head reflects bullets, and he can stand in any weather while only wearing patched overalls. The Alabama Slamma is also called the "Slamma" a nickname given to him by a Giga-Chad of a history teacher.

The Alabama Slamma is the greatest being in the world and everyone should take time out of their day to pay him homage.

by Venomous Nutt February 1, 2023

alabama clay

Eating a lot of ketchup, and cashews resulting in a liquefied molten lava coming out of your ass.

Man I went home after work and took massive shit and it looked like Alabama Clay.

by Poke your mom January 17, 2020

Alabama Appetizers

The leftover pieces of food after you poop. Very prevalent after a nice corn dinner or after a tangy orange slice.

“In looking forward to some Alabama appetizers before I go to bed.”

by ScooptyPoop October 15, 2019

Alabama Slamma

While role playing family or real family in the bedroom, the man nuts into a jimmy hat, subsequently clears the chamber and inflates already used the condom with piss while still capped off, then removes the nut/piss filled sack and yells "Rawl Tawed!" while busting the water balloon like projectile on her forehead as they both celebrate.

Rusty accidentally gave Jolene the pink eye by giving her an Alabama Slamma while they were both celebrating last night's SEC Championship win.

by TimTimTimmay May 22, 2021

Alabama Aardvark

The central art of giving anal, whilst your cousin watches.

Dale went to Montgomery to see his cousin, they met a hood rat. Who in a submissive act of love, bequeathed permission to perform THE ALABAMA AARDVARK. Which ultimately led to the Devils 3-way.

by CreamyAlpha June 4, 2020

Alabama Airdrop

Ejaculating while spinning your penis in a helicopter motion.

I gave your mom an Alabama Airdrop last night when I finished

by Señor Stalin February 22, 2023