Alabama Mud Hole

It's a form sexual act that consits of a female defecating while a male forces his genitalia in her rectal cavity.

Dude as i forced my dick up her ass, she took a wicked warm dump and that shit ran all down my balls it felt like i was down ridin' in them alabama mud holes.

by DirtyThrity January 14, 2010

alabama grills

alabama grills, when your nailing a chick in the ass and you wipe your muddy crutch on her pearly whites

a."dude i was out of my face last nite, i gave jan some alabama grills"
a."she looked like lil john, with her grills, then i iced em"
b."aw dude that nasty"

by jonny puzzle December 16, 2008

Alabama Jousting

The medieval practice of two true gentlemen charging together at full speed, clashing, erect penis first.

Hey, do you want to go Alabama Jousting with me tonight?

by PatelDid7/11 January 14, 2016

Alabama Crab Dangle

1. A vigorous and bestial hillbilly form of intercourse where in the man enters his partner (male or female) from the rear. The position gets it’s name from the unique habit of propping one leg up presumably for purposes of leverage, on a nearby raised surface such as a pig trough or fence rail so that the testicals appear to dangle. See also, Shaka Zulu Style

Ex.
“I come in the barn and there was Earl a’fuckin Jethro amongst the hay bails, and he just grins at me and asks if I want a lil Alabama crab dangle”.

“Charles had been an indifferent lover with Emma and it was left to Rudolpho to teach her the intricacies of the Alabama cab dangle beneath a canopy of beach leaves along the riding path by her home.”
Flaubert, “Madame Bovary”

by BSP March 11, 2003

Alabama Pussy Pusher

when a women gives birth to a baby boy and the boys dick rubs her in just the right place to give her an orgasm, which in some cases makes the boy go hard which gives the doctor troubles with pulling him out of the vagina. Generally only occurs in teen pregnancies
Synonym: Berserkfury, Chaosblade

last year my girl gave me an alabama blowpop and then i fucked her. she got pregnant. the other day she had an alabama pussy pusher while giving birth!!! the doctor needed a whole hour more to get him out because little jonny went hard!

by berserkfury September 26, 2009

Alabama Hot Tub

When a person or group of people line the bed of a pickup truck with a tarp, fill it with water, and relax in it.

It's so hot today, I might have to grab a tarp and turn my Chevy into an Alabama Hot Tub.

by cr00d_d00d April 19, 2010

Alabama Goggles

When one hangs their balls over somones face to cover their eyes.

by Anonymous May 13, 2003