by Cucksquard September 16, 2018

Sam is a historical breed of man, His loyalty and dedication is unmatched. He is a great boyfriend and even better friend. He has a massive penis and lots of money, any girl would be blessed to have someone like Sam in their life.
by Zlla January 27, 2025

Stupid, retarted, and no brainer he does not know what he is doing and is completely selfish and senseless he does not care about other people and would gladly kill somebody for 1 dollar
Samuel is a Bum
by akjaskdjaskdjaskd October 21, 2022

Samuel is an absolute fucking god. Eats toes for a living, is short as FUCK, and still gets more bitches than you 😍😒🫣😊🤪
by your momma’s wife November 30, 2022

Abbreviated to Sam, Samuel is an absoulte unit of a man, what many would call a 'hunk'. He plays no games unless its roblox because he means business. Probably does unusual activies that he pleads is completely normal, eg.. Reading for 12 hours straight. A true Samuel is a rare find.
by Gyatdamn July 10, 2023
