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Tempe Ice Pick

The act of freezing a profilactic into the shape of a penis. Prior to engaging in sexual intercourse one inserts the frozen apparatus into the vagina or anus. It is then used to create a cold orifice, after which, an erect penis is inserted and brought to ejaculation creating what is knowns as an "icy box".
The other day I was having sex with Hector, my latin lover when he busted out the Tempe Ice Pick on me! I must say..it was cold at first, but then warmed with friction causing pleasure like no other!
by Felstar1673 September 16, 2006
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picking your seat

The act of picking one's own butt. Sometimes for reasons such as itching, other times for reasons unknown, and never-want to-be-known.
"Hey dick, stop picking your seat and get over here!"
by Mother of a Fuck March 3, 2010
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pick up a nail

Catch the clap, become infected with gonorrhea
I picked up a nail in that brothel in Tangier
by Cornholio September 29, 2003
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Cherry picking gloves

He's smashed the target, thanks to those cherry picking gloves
by Braveheart 16.5% February 11, 2017
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pick me professor

(n) professor who begs for the approval of their students by appearing understanding of their financial and mental health needs while assigning more homework than any other professor and making his/her own book a required reading.
My pick me professor let the whole class out late because he wanted to give a speech about prioritizing our happiness... I'm not mad I'm annoyed
by d-to-the-ray April 7, 2021
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pick up dog

A cute dog that you use to pick up girls.
Dude, can I borrow your dog this afternoon? She's such a great pick up dog. Last time I took her out at least 7 girls came up to chat with me about how cute she was.
by TecateFox November 3, 2013
mugGet the pick up dogmug.

norwegian ice pick

The dick and or dildo is frozen and inserted into the vagina and due to its freezing temperatures the dick and or dildo sticks to the walls of the vagina. The only way to resolve this issue is to pour hot water into int vagina until the penis and or dildo is released. Best done in or near a hot tub
Mike Norwegian Ice Picked Shelly in Alaska, but luckily they were by a hot tub so they jumped in
by Gigglygurl24 August 19, 2015
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