Tempe Ice Pick

The act of freezing a profilactic into the shape of a penis. Prior to engaging in sexual intercourse one inserts the frozen apparatus into the vagina or anus. It is then used to create a cold orifice, after which, an erect penis is inserted and brought to ejaculation creating what is knowns as an "icy box".
The other day I was having sex with Hector, my latin lover when he busted out the Tempe Ice Pick on me! I must say..it was cold at first, but then warmed with friction causing pleasure like no other!
by Felstar1673 September 15, 2006
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picking your seat

The act of picking one's own butt. Sometimes for reasons such as itching, other times for reasons unknown, and never-want to-be-known.
"Hey dick, stop picking your seat and get over here!"
by Mother of a Fuck March 03, 2010
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pick up a nail

Catch the clap, become infected with gonorrhea
I picked up a nail in that brothel in Tangier
by Cornholio September 30, 2003
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Quick pick relationships

When a woman or man start dating someone right after there long relationship without getting to know the person first .
Tod:😢😢2 years and we aren’t working ur far to from me we should break up

Kacy:😭😭😭😭😭

Jeffery: TODDD!!!!! Look at tht girl😍😍

Tod: ima get with her

Tod: hey can I get ur number

Ugly:☺️ yes.

Next week or two they start to date.

Note: quick pick relationships never end up working out because for 1 nobody knows no one in the relationship and wen that toxic trait comes in that u won’t like someone is most likely gonna fold . Don’t be fooled over the sex u might as well have stayed with ur ex . Cuz this quick pick relationship u in ain’t it💯🤦🏻 ♀️ Sus , bro why y’all always leave the most sexiest loyal people for ugly ass bitches and niggas y’all some simps
by Obvious facts October 03, 2018
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Quick pick relationships

A quick pick relationship is wen u date someone right after a long relationship like a week or two later , and the person you quick picked u usually don’t really know them . I

Side note : quick pick relationships never end up working out bc no one knows anyone in the relationship and the guys usually date quick picks because the desperately miss there ex but females Choose quick pick relationships to try to move on as fast as she can before her old boyfriend does so he can feel some type of way
Tod: can I get your number I really miss my old ex so if I can’t have her I’m going to be with someone else like her I need a quick pick relationship .

Jessica: of course!

Then (Dates the next week or two)

Quick pick relationships
by Obvious facts October 03, 2018
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scandinavian ice pick

Freezing ones turd and using it as a dildo
I knew she was kinky but Damn, she wanted the Scandinavian ice pick!
by fluffy dude December 04, 2013
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ghost pick-up

When someone lets their pet poop in someone else's yard/area and acts like they are going to pick up poop, but doesn't.
That man did a ghost pick-up after his dog took a crap in my yard.
by booger stealer April 06, 2017
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