Tempe Ice Pick

The act of freezing a profilactic into the shape of a penis. Prior to engaging in sexual intercourse one inserts the frozen apparatus into the vagina or anus. It is then used to create a cold orifice, after which, an erect penis is inserted and brought to ejaculation creating what is knowns as an "icy box".

The other day I was having sex with Hector, my latin lover when he busted out the Tempe Ice Pick on me! I must say..it was cold at first, but then warmed with friction causing pleasure like no other!

by Felstar1673 September 16, 2006

picking your seat

The act of picking one's own butt. Sometimes for reasons such as itching, other times for reasons unknown, and never-want to-be-known.

"Hey dick, stop picking your seat and get over here!"

by Mother of a Fuck March 3, 2010

pick up a nail

Catch the clap, become infected with gonorrhea

I picked up a nail in that brothel in Tangier

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Pick-me Boy

Dumbasses who will gaslight & manipulate you with things such as "I'm too nice :(" or "I'm so ugly :" so they can get what they want from any girl/woman that he finds attractive. If you dont give this creature what it wants it will literally have a mental breakdown on the phone calling you every name until it apologises and tries again and the cycle repeats.

Example:

Pick-me Boy: heyyy :)
Girl: hi!
Pick-me Boy: omg i can't believe a woman like you is actually talking to me!!! im so ugly unlike you :((.
Girl: nooo ur not ugly!!!
Pick-me Boy: so will you go out with me <3
Girl: umm what... i thought we were friends, we just met...
Pick-me Boy: YOU F#CKIN B#TCH YOU WERNT EVEN THAT PRETTY UR SO UGLY YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON WHAT COULDVE BEEN YOURS BUT NO IF YOU WANT TO BE SUCH A W#ORE AND S#UT SURE GO AHEAD JUST KNOW YOU WILL REGRET THIS YOU F#CKING B#TCH!!!!!!

Boys remember dont end up like this pick me boy creature who can't handle one simple rejection from an e-girl who prob has a bf.

by wonderrxo April 9, 2022

pick me professor

(n) professor who begs for the approval of their students by appearing understanding of their financial and mental health needs while assigning more homework than any other professor and making his/her own book a required reading.

My pick me professor let the whole class out late because he wanted to give a speech about prioritizing our happiness... I'm not mad I'm annoyed

by d-to-the-ray April 7, 2021

pick up dog

A cute dog that you use to pick up girls.

Dude, can I borrow your dog this afternoon? She's such a great pick up dog. Last time I took her out at least 7 girls came up to chat with me about how cute she was.

by TecateFox November 3, 2013

Cherry picking gloves

Make targets easier to achieve.

He's smashed the target, thanks to those cherry picking gloves

by Braveheart 16.5% February 11, 2017