lemon squeezer

when you take the sweat from your balsac and flick it onto someones face, thus a lemon squeezer

after an intense workout, i lemon-squeezed pedro

by wonderbread January 20, 2005

Lemon Pledge

The purest most addictive artificial smell in the history of humankind.

As its aroma ventures into your unworthy nostrils, it plants the seeds of ecstasy and euphoria into the womb of your mind.

Its child is the harbinger of sex for the nose.

Q: Oh my fucking god what is that orgasmic smell?

A: That would be the scent of Lemon Pledge wafting towards your unworthy vicinity.

by Twisted Magnum August 28, 2009

Lemon party

an old man orgy

when your grandma found out that grandpa was at a lemon party last night she will shit her depends

by Mr Slicko March 21, 2009

sweet lemons

The term sweet lemons comes from the saying, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade." It means making the best of an undeniably bad situation, even if it involves complete and utter denial, mixing lemons with cuploads of sugar until they actually taste sweet. It is essentially the equal opposite of sour grapes.

Jimmy was born with a third nipple. This would normally not be something to rave about, but his mother gently reassures him, "Well, look at it this way, son; you're unique and you'll always have something for show and tell." :) Sweet lemons!

by Derya September 6, 2006

Lemon Lolli

When your havin sex with a girls vagina, she pees on ur dick, and then gives u a blowjob

I was fuckin' sherly last wednesday and she pissed on my dick and got me off, a lemon lolli

by fuzzytwinkie April 10, 2009

lemon horse

When a horse urinates on its self.

The horse drank so much water an hour later it turned into a lemon horse.

by The DapperApple January 24, 2017

stupid lemon

A very stupid lemon that is a lemon and only a lemon no matter how much it denies it

Hey stupid lemon how's your day going?

by Sugar lips1234 January 11, 2018