jared vanvleet

A true fuck boy. Normally has a very big head, and a very petite penis. Not to be mistaken for "Jared" Jared VanVleet is a complete douchebag. Also very bad in bed.

You cheated on me, quit being a Jared VanVleet.

by Dictionarywebster June 23, 2016

jared

jared, a fuckboy who plays with girls feelings. he uses you for sex and will not care if you are hurting. he says that you’re his only one but check his phone sis!!!

jared only texts me at night trying to get freaky!

by iknow_youre_reading_this_jared May 9, 2020

jared perkins

awsome and geart at soccer
friend of all

fisher

thats so jared perkins

by jgpsoccer May 13, 2011

Jared Emery

Sort of a k/d warrior imo.

jared emery el margarita

by kdmatters:) November 14, 2020

Jared

An absolute fucking cunt

That guy is such a Jared

You see that dickhead over there? What a Jared.

by PP Monger321 June 8, 2019

Jared

A gamer boy who is into older women, loves to watch anime, and has a big dick. He thinks he is funny, but is only funny because he laughs at himself. Has big muscles and is very strong basically a hot stud.

Jared has a massive dick.

by usswidowmaker5 January 25, 2022

Jared

The illest nigga God created.. has more smarticles than every contestant on High Q combined.. Lover to Pickles the prettiest princess of all the land.

Yeah he's cool but he's no Jared. You can't figure it out? Call Jared he already knows the answer..

by TURBOLINSKII February 27, 2021