Bicycle wank

A special male masturbation position. It is performed whilst lying on your back with your legs in the air like the "Air Cycling" excercise. One hand is used to maintain balance whilst the other is used to do the masturbating. The typical outcome of this activity is ejaculating in one's own face.

I had a bicycle wank and got myself right in the eye.

by Subsong April 22, 2010

Wank in the bank

To masturbate prior to a date where you are pretty sure you will get a shag. Having already ejaculated some hours before, the shag lasts its maxmum time

Anne was hot, good job I had a wank in the bank or I would have blown my load before she even got her knickers off

by Slipstream222 August 11, 2008

Batty wank

To masterbate only through stimulation of the anus and rectum (i.e. The arse)

I had a batty wank in the bath this morning

by Jason Rainbow October 3, 2006

Golden Wank

Jerking off with a condom on

Oscar is doing a golden wank in his room

by Ya Boi 6969 April 21, 2016

shank wank

The act of masturbating with one hand while making a 'shanking' motion with the other, knife-filled, hand.

I'm gonna have me a shank wank!

by efildrot September 24, 2013

filthy wank

When you masturbate while having a shit.

Ally just went for a filthy wank. Dirty bastard.

by eujuan June 25, 2017

Mannequin Wank

When you see a mannequin wearing some sexy article of clothing, go home, and have a wank.

Person 1: I was at walmart the other day.
Person 2: and?
Person 1: I saw a mannequin in yoga pants, went home after and had a mannequin wank.

by Squidissued October 19, 2019