A grown up man who loves a good wank in the shower. To add insult to injury, a shower jackers is typically married and christian (or jew).
by Halevi May 20, 2016
Get the Shower Jackermug. by dis_is_spoorder_man September 22, 2016
Get the Shower fappermug. A game that's played in a team shower after a game or practice that consists of one person throwing a bar of soap, and someone else trying to hit it with their dick, similar to how a baseball is hit with a bat.
Person 1: "Hey man wanna play shower baseball after the game?"
Person 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
Person 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
by JackGoff1592102 February 3, 2020
Get the Shower Baseballmug. when you are in the shower or bath and the water feels so good that you want to or have to stay in that same spot for a good hour or so
After Clay woke up, he had to take a warm shower and ended up shower stoned.
After Caleb made 30 points at the basketball game, he had to take a shower and ended up shower stoned for a good hour.
After Caleb made 30 points at the basketball game, he had to take a shower and ended up shower stoned for a good hour.
by cashmoney777 April 23, 2011
Get the shower stonedmug. The phenomena experienced when you are abruptly woken in stranger's tub; usually by the owner of said tub, after a party you won't remember, with the water on cold.
That asshole gave me a Horizontal Shower.
Harsh buddy, you were just drunk and threw up everywhere but in the toilet, WTF's his problem...
Harsh buddy, you were just drunk and threw up everywhere but in the toilet, WTF's his problem...
by Greubar April 26, 2017
Get the Horizontal Showermug. When someone is having intercourse or relations under or near a heifer and they milk or extract the lactate of the heifer and pour it onto their partner just before climax / orgasm.
Last night I gave her a nice Amish Shower.
These Amish Showers are doing wonders for my facial complexion.
I love the taste of Amish Showers.
These Amish Showers are doing wonders for my facial complexion.
I love the taste of Amish Showers.
by Amish Shower October 23, 2014
Get the Amish Showermug. When in a male communal shower situation, like high school or jail, one or more of the men masturbate, then ejaculate on an unsuspecting bather. This will usually occur on the outer thigh or buttocks areas, but if the ejaculator has enough force, it can wind up on the upper back or scalp.
A lesser Saskatoon Shower involves getting urinated on in the same manner. It is conceivable that women can initiate an S.S. if they can ejaculate wit the proper trajectory and velocity.
A lesser Saskatoon Shower involves getting urinated on in the same manner. It is conceivable that women can initiate an S.S. if they can ejaculate wit the proper trajectory and velocity.
Saskatoon showers were a daily occurrence after high school gym class.
Timmy lost an eye after a tragic Saskatoon Shower accident.
Timmy lost an eye after a tragic Saskatoon Shower accident.
by electricsexpants August 20, 2019
Get the Saskatoon Showermug.