lightning retard

A person who is both slow and fast at the same time. this person may not actually have a disability however acts in the fashion that they do.

how Tyler is being such a lightning retard right now

by cockhaver5000 August 22, 2021

Dangerous Retard

The original title of John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men, according to the comedy podcast Cum Town.

Just picked up my copy of the "Dangerous Retard"

by whogivesafuck69 May 1, 2021

retarded evil

Adjective: When instead of vanquishing their opponent when given the opportunity, the evil persona begins monologuing they life story, thus allowing the hero the time and knowledge to defeat them.

Maybe Ganon could finally defeat Link if he weren't so retarded evil.

by Megan-Alyse March 17, 2008

retard nigga

the friend of the night who most resembles a person with autism

“Wow Tyler is being so stupid, he must be the retard nigga!”

by Gayassnigure February 17, 2019

Retarded Boss

Very like boss. Brilliant, but in a stupid/retarded way.

*Guy falls over and takes out two people, but manages to not spill a drop of his beer.*

Person 1: Dude, did you fucking see that?!?

Person 2: Holy shit, that was retarded boss.

by Phlil February 27, 2010

Dapple Retard

(n) Being retarded, your adorableness is the only thing that keeps you around. (imagine a slow pitiful petting of the head). Equivocal with being a really cute, slightly stupid male.

"I got back together with my boyfriend. When I discovered his actions weren't malicious. He was just being a dapple retard"

by gypsyfire October 13, 2011

Fucking Retard

A word used to show EXTREME STUPIDITY...

Little Boy:*shoves a batter up his ass.*
Little Boys Sister: You're a fucking RETARD!!!!

by YearRoundPMSGirl November 28, 2003