Substitute these words for the popular sandwich condiments (ketchup and mustard) to impress and/or disgust your friends and loved ones.
by Steve Scholten July 30, 2005
Having violent and severe shits that is the consistancy of small solid turds exiting your body at what seem like the speed of light.
I ate mexican last night and as soon as i got home there was a Japanese Racing Mouse peeking its head out. metior ass
by deezy12627210 August 22, 2009
When the male/female orgasm mimics Mickey Mouses "ho-ho" at climax preferably during anal intercourse.
by Realm Clock August 12, 2016
A sad fan fiction about Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco. It's set I'm the 70's and is a very popular 'ryden (the ship name of these two dudes) fanfic.
Person 1: why are you crying?
Person 2: I just finished reading The Heart Rate Of A Mouse
Person 1: Oh I see now
Person 2: I just finished reading The Heart Rate Of A Mouse
Person 1: Oh I see now
by Sadboiiiii May 20, 2018
Mickey Mouse ring is a new term created by Lebron haters. Coined around the summer of 2020 by the internet it has been used to define the NBA 2020 Championship Lebron & AD and the rest of the crew won. They devalue the Championship because of the Bubble, invalidating the league.
(one of the funniest terms in basketball I ever heard lmaoooo)
(one of the funniest terms in basketball I ever heard lmaoooo)
by PleighboiRick October 13, 2020
by wolfbait51 April 01, 2011
An NBA championship a player has won that is considered to have been obtained through an unfairly easy path through the NBA Playoffs, and is thus discredited.
LeBron earned a Mickey Mouse ring in 2020. He faced an injured 35-39 Blazers team, a Rockets team with no player taller than 6"8 and an overachieving Nuggets and Heat team. Too easy!
by clickclicker October 12, 2020