Kevin

A tall noob who jacks off when he plays Animal Jam

Dude I saw a Kevin yesterday in my house.

by Herootoneu May 13, 2018

Kevin

An idiot that likes to play with trash and has a small dick.

Fred: "Hey Kevin, what game should we play?"
Kevin: "Let's play Call of Duty."
Fred:"Wow, I didn't know you liked trash, lemme guess, you have a small dick, too?"

by NibberTron June 5, 2017

Kevin

They call me daddy or papi OH YEAH

Kevin: I never die that's why they call me papi
Eddie: HAHAHA! You Serious?

by GEORGE ED January 12, 2019

Kevin

this specific kevin that known better as 'len' or 'shitlastor' is a fucking idiot and always make an awful joke, he have no self control or what so ever and very fucking annoying

(this definition better be published cause i need to expose the person)

*discord vc*

B: aight i'm back

Kevin: HI BACK I'M SHITLASTORRR

B: damn bro you make everyone laugh

by shitlas January 29, 2020

Kevin

A guy who is rude and also says that you have some weird fetishes . Like how rude. Also a Kevin is someone who has long "loins"(as said by kevin) . A Kevin has two sides to him which neither are good let's be honest one is annoying and the other changes him into Kevan the angry man OH and he has a weird ingrown toenail and isn't afraid to tell you the details about it

OH that toenail looks like a Kevin

Oh god look it KEVAN THE ANGRY MAN RUN BITCH

Thank you

by memequeennumberone February 10, 2019

Kevin

kevin

kevin

by niglitos😈 September 20, 2020

Kevin

There is no other like a Kevin. You will never hear a cross word said about a kevin.when you see a kevinthis nice warm glow embodies you with ecstasy rendering you powerless (that's a good thing), for a Kevin knows just exactly what to do making your bodytremble waiting and wanting more his gentle touch, the loving estatic way he caresses your body, a love like no other protective of every inch of your body so as no one will ever harm you ever again. To have a kevinmakes you the envy of everyone man and woman a like. For a Kevin will never harm you only supply you with great immense pleasure making it impossible not to fall in love with a kevin. A kevin is of the rarest breed, so if you find yourself in the midst of a Kevin grab a Holt brace yourself for the most intense pleasure you could ever imagine and then multiply that times infinity for you are about to be Kevin's one of the most awesome experiences one could ever dream of for you truly are the luckiest girl in the world.

#PERFECT #AWESOME. #CRYSTALLOVESHERSOMEKEVIN

by CRYSJOY June 13, 2017