minnesota muff dive

Going down on a woman and she cums out a thousand lakes.

I gave Jessica a Minnesota Muff Dive and my bed was soaked.

by stanlenr January 16, 2021

Cuttlefish That Loves Diving

The amazing writer that gave us gems like Throne of magical arcana and Lord of mysteries has a wonderful sense of humor and I LOVE HIM also one of his works broke the steampunk theme record and was permanently collected by the national library of china.

I love Cuttlefish That Loves Diving i love all of his works!!

by Aljun the Pan Crafter December 21, 2022

Dead dick dive

When a naked man dies during swimming

Carl had a dead dick dive. His funeral is at noon in three weeks

by The weirdo in your pants July 29, 2022

extreme muff diving

When you shove your head up a vagina in an extreme sport way

"Man, that girl is a cave. Everyone goes extreme muff diving in her"

by Fuckmonkey99 February 20, 2018

Dirty scuba dive

When you are getting head and your force your penis into the back of a girls throat and it comes out of her nose

Yea she told me it was like she’s underwater when I gave her a dirty scuba dive

by WhiteWangALang June 28, 2022

underwater cave diving

The simultaneous act of carefully performing a hand stand while giving analingus.

I heard that girl Jaquanda will do anything in the sack. That dude Rodney from down the street said he went underwater cave diving last night!

by 1628Rex January 31, 2009

alaskan sky-diving

the act of jumping off an elavated location and penetrating a females anus.

i got quaded by some sky divers last night, at the doctors now with the doctor........he dives from 40000ft up feeelllllllsssssss so goood. rips just a bit but some neosporin from time to time heals my cunt right up.

Alaskan sky-diving

by neosporin fucker March 04, 2012