Brian's Plight: When a person lowers themselves to extreme desperate measures, simply to sound "in the right," usually resulting in non-sensical jibber jabber.
Person A: "Lately, Person B has been acting up lately. He must have Parkisons disease"
Person B "That makes no fucking sense - That sounds like Brian's Plight!"
Person B "That makes no fucking sense - That sounds like Brian's Plight!"
by Jackie643 December 7, 2006

by seesaw January 14, 2007

Is a person that needs sales, but can't find.
A person that feeds squirrels.
Someone that use to be the #1 sales rep.
A person that feeds squirrels.
Someone that use to be the #1 sales rep.
by number#1fan June 11, 2018

Williams are the silliest people you would ever meet. Williams do not have much intelligence, as their brains are about the size of a walnut. They often think that they are the best at everything, but they actually are the worst. Williams are very dumb. If you ask them 1+1, they will say George Washington.
by Deerw4t5ykmgh June 11, 2020

by Joy123 September 26, 2015

Literally the most beautiful person ever. Abee is very loving, but she could also insult every micro-detail about you. She doesn't have horrible taste in guys like Minami Shing, but still isn't great. Abee is lowkey high maintenance, but it's good because she deserves the world. She's very book smart, but is lacking in street smarts. Abee still knows all the tea though, and can find anyone online (FBI should hire her).
by Tyrannosaurus Rex23 June 26, 2022

by Uncle Ruckus the 3rd March 15, 2022
