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Brian's Plight

Brian's Plight: When a person lowers themselves to extreme desperate measures, simply to sound "in the right," usually resulting in non-sensical jibber jabber.
Person A: "Lately, Person B has been acting up lately. He must have Parkisons disease"
Person B "That makes no fucking sense - That sounds like Brian's Plight!"
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brian novak

brian novak was in that movie jackass
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brian davis

Is a person that needs sales, but can't find.
A person that feeds squirrels.
Someone that use to be the #1 sales rep.
Hi everyone. Brian Davis here, the #1 sales rep. Man, I need sales and I cant find them!
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William Brian

Williams are the silliest people you would ever meet. Williams do not have much intelligence, as their brains are about the size of a walnut. They often think that they are the best at everything, but they actually are the worst. Williams are very dumb. If you ask them 1+1, they will say George Washington.
“A tree, a racoon, a bin, and William Brian.”
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Brian Josefy

Someone who is annoying as fuck and is caught up in their ego and don't know when to shut up
Brian josefy is a asshat!
by Joy123 September 26, 2015
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Abee Brian

Literally the most beautiful person ever. Abee is very loving, but she could also insult every micro-detail about you. She doesn't have horrible taste in guys like Minami Shing, but still isn't great. Abee is lowkey high maintenance, but it's good because she deserves the world. She's very book smart, but is lacking in street smarts. Abee still knows all the tea though, and can find anyone online (FBI should hire her).
"You're so gorgeous and smart, you're such an Abee Brian"
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The Brian Effect

When you consecutively lose back to back games and barley win and still think you’re the best.
“I beat you countless times, the Brian Effect is getting to you because you’re not better than me”
by Uncle Ruckus the 3rd March 15, 2022
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