December 5th

wear all black

hey its december 5th gotta be goth today -cadence neal 2019

by Joe mamma cadence November 25, 2019

January 5th

Dress like a hooker with your bestfriends day. But not total hookers.

Cierra: Allie tmw is January 5th, aka dress like a hooker with ur bestfriend day u and me have got to do it!
Allie: you bet ur bottom dollar we are ily bestie

by Zberrysplat January 4, 2021

December 5th

Dudes wit big dicks were born on this day. They get the most beautiful girls(sometimes named Elianna) and they are pretty great to be around.

You can see his dick through his pants. He must be born on December 5th

by KingWithTheBigDick May 1, 2022

may 5th

the day you gotta let your friend fuck

may 5th

by keldodo May 4, 2022

december 5th

national s/o day. anyone you desire will be your s/o

guy: soo..its december 5th you know..
girl: yup..why?
guy: -smirk-
girl: 0.0

by agastopia October 8, 2022

September 5th

International Zane Day

It’s September 5th?! That’s International Zane Day!

by Whyyyyyyyyy11 August 21, 2024

May 5th

National Rye Day. Be it bread or alcohol or dude, May 5th should be reserved for exclusively sleeping with, and/or celebrating, the grain.

Marco: Hey, did you hear about what's happening on May 5th?
Polo: Yeah, did you hear about deez?

by Synder April 29, 2021