December 5th

The day on which you send everyone of your contacts shitty memes until they reply.

I dont know what to write here. December 5th

by oh shoot I missed that December 5, 2022

august 5th

give your girlfriend head day

i participated in august 5th and gave my girlfriend head

by reallynormal August 4, 2022

May 5th

Opposite Day! Anything someone says they mean the opposite of whatever they said.

White guy-I’m white

Black guy-well it’s may 5th so actually your now black what’s up African American male

by BlackNiggaSmasher May 5, 2022

5th Grade

When you think everyone in your class is too cool for you and people become brainwashed by puberty. The girls wear only trendy stuff and the boys only talk about video game stuff and memes.

Relative: How was 5th grade last year?
kid: ugh :(

by 12345urbandictionarydefiner January 7, 2022

5th december

International nudes day where ur gf has to send u nudes (atleast 5 pics)

On 5th december Gf send bf the spiciest nudes she ever took

by lordeet December 3, 2023

january 5th

january 5th is national boobs day. share your boobs with someone ;)

someone: its january 5th yk what that means ;) *sends pics of their boobs*

by vyz. January 4, 2022

November 5th

national smell someones butt hole day

hey it's November 5th bend over and give me a smell

by vivvylittle November 5, 2023