Handicap skiing

To give a hand job to the driver of the vehicle you're in

Also known as Backroad skiing

Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....

by [e-mail] Lumpkin July 26, 2016

ski-atch

a skinny bitch...a woman/or gay punk who needs to eat a samwich and is on the rag..

ooooh..That ski-atch just rolled her eyes at me..oh.no she didn't.

2. You fugly ski-atch, lay off da pipe.

3.Whitney Houston is a mega ski-atch.

by edub9 June 11, 2006

Ski-tard

A term referring to a snowboarder or skier that is awful at said sport. Generally, a skier or snowboarder that slams into innocent people on the slopes.

“That snowboarder just hit that poor kid”
“Guy must be a ski-tard”

by Yama_2 February 2, 2025

Ski

The finest person alive

Ski is just so fine
Ski so sexc

Ski can whoop a hoe

by Trxppp December 15, 2024

Kirkwood Ski Team

The most fun ski team in the best mindset cheering everyone on! We are here to have fun because winning is fun!

You should try Kirkwood ski teaming it’s much better!

by bubbleisbae February 22, 2020

Skiing

Another term for "Doing cocaine"

"Hey man, you tryna go skiing?"
"Hell yea im down"

by fupasupa44 April 26, 2022

Geilchin Ski

When you are plowing a girl that's a 2 and you are dreaming about a 10 just to get you through. You know you can't really have the 10 anyway!

"Last night I plowed a ho and she looked like Geilchin Ski"
"Last night I pulled a Geilchin Ski"

by Slogina September 14, 2006