chin-scratcher bullshit

Being purposefully over-arty.

Fuck all this chin-scratcher bullshit, let's get outta this goddamn art gallery and get some beer

by useful idiot January 3, 2005

kentucky fried bullshit

an event so unbelieveably dissapointing, its is nessecary to use this word

"manning throws, what a catch! he's at the 20, the 10! out of bounds at the 3 and the rams win superbowl (number)"

mike- THIS IS SOME KFBS

rob- kfbs?

mike- KENTUCKY FRIED BULLSHIT

mike- yes and can i get a bucket of fried chicken

cashier- here you are enjoy your meal

mike- what the fuck its grilled? this is some kentucky fried BULLSHIT!

cashier- epic lulz

by mr awesomes July 14, 2009

Hubba Bubba Bullshit

A word that is used to describe something above bullshit

"That noobtube was hubba bubba bullshit"
"That kid using juggernaut is hubba bubba bullshit"

by Pimpin Pic May 13, 2008

Class Action Bullshit

When an individual states something that is so conclusively incorrect that the said individual would be subject to prosecution in a court of law.

*Tom minding his business enjoying his drink from McDonald's*
*Karren proudly replaces his plastic straw with a metal one*
Karren: I can't believe that you can just smugly stand there while you actively pollute our environment with plastic waste. I at least have the common courtesy to save the turtles. I, a proud white lesbian demi girl of color, stand tall against such heinous acts.

Tom: Karren... thats some Class Action Bullshit right there.
*Karren is aggressively detained by police, and then is subsequently sentenced to death*

by ghost561 September 24, 2019

Anime Bullshit Science

A term popularized by the youtube channel, Anime Balls Deep meaning any logic utilized usually within Shonen Anime to justify the existence or possibility of a certain thing while using existing theories or particular aspects of real life Science.

With his degree in A.B.S(Anime Bullshit Science), John could tell Masashi Kishimoto, Naruto's mangaka, through Naruto Uzumaki's Baryon mode was referencing nuclear fusion.

by SHOGUNOFTHEMIST June 26, 2022

Bullshitting Vs Lying

The Bullshitter is indifferent toward truth and falsity.
The Ordinary liar is concerned with truth-values

-Lying and Insincerity by Andreas Stokke

Bullshitting Vs Lying
John: "And then the Romans went and sacked all these cities probably"
Sara: "Yeah probably"

Bob: "Yeah then Harry ate my dog"
Ryan: "Oh damn I believe you"

by UglyBuckle November 3, 2020

super custom bullshit

When instead of buying off-the-shelf stuff, you decide to go and just build it yourself and make it more elaborated and complicated that it needs to be.

When building a new computer:

- check these pics of my new server
- uh, what is that thing at the bottom?
- it’s another computer I added to the basement of the case. I had to cut some stuff and move some shit around to get it to fit, but at the end it worked great.
- that sounds like a lot of work. Why not just get another case
- nah, I want to connect everything to my 3 water pumps for cooling. Just need to build the piping now.
- wow, that’s some super custom bullshit right there

by TegridyFarms June 1, 2019