A woman (or man..) who resorts to buying shoes for sexual pleasure, becoming gradually addicted until the floor of the wardrobe cannot be seen under the waves of shoes...
May also resort to buying shoes to wear on hands and ears.
May also resort to buying shoes to wear on hands and ears.
"Just these please" (lifts up 6 pairs of shoes)
"I'm sorry madam, I am going to have to refer you to a Psychotherapist, you're clearly a Shoe Whore"
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Outside Store
"OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT FREAKIN' SHOE WHORE!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA SHOOOEEE WHHOOORRRE!!!"
(embarrassed shoe buyer bursts into tears and rubs shoes for comfort)
"I'm sorry madam, I am going to have to refer you to a Psychotherapist, you're clearly a Shoe Whore"
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Outside Store
"OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT FREAKIN' SHOE WHORE!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA SHOOOEEE WHHOOORRRE!!!"
(embarrassed shoe buyer bursts into tears and rubs shoes for comfort)
by randomflapjack March 19, 2008
a shoe that you buy from footlocker, finish line, famous foot wear etc. that serves the purpose of playing ,running, fashion, and what ever else u want to wear them with. used in Detroit what!!!!! lol ;)
by dime dizzle March 28, 2008
by Sotify June 29, 2017
1. THE shoes you've been looking for/will go with everything/you have to have.
2. The meaning of life.
3. Perfectly logical excuse for wearing shoes that may be uncomfortable.
2. The meaning of life.
3. Perfectly logical excuse for wearing shoes that may be uncomfortable.
Two friends walking in the mall, on a quest for the perfect pair of heels. When passing a window, one of the females pauses mid-sentence and stares aimlessly into the glass.
" Stacy...Get the checkbook. Cute shoes. "
by Akamaki August 10, 2006
A sexual act in which a woman wearing high heel shoes presses or squeezes the genitalia of a man with them until he achieves climax.
by Axel von Auersperg December 02, 2003
Describes a noun that is lame, of poor quality, or a general downer. Usually paired with an explitive.
by Nate K. May 05, 2006
by Caeke January 12, 2005