Cum Wad

When one is done beating their cock, a guy usually explodes his load into toilet paper. Thus, making it a cum wad!

John: I came so much last night.
Friend: Who did you fuck?
John: Nobody I came in some toilet paper and threw that cum wad into the trash can.

by Jerk-off Pro January 1, 2012

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cum cauldron

The cum cauldron is a antique cauldron that resides in the town square of Port Sorell. It was placed in Port Sorell in the late 1800's. Men from all around the small country town contribute to the cauldron frequently by whacking off and leaving their semen in the cauldron, known as a cumtribution. Then once the cauldron is filled the people of Port Sorell hold a week long festival called Jizzmas. The women of Port Sorell stand in the cauldron and dip in and out of it with the goal of getting pregnant. It is believed that over 72% of the population of Port Sorell are products of the Cauldron.

Hey Redders have you left your cumtribution in the Cum Cauldron yet?

by ammij May 16, 2014

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dragonball cum

The web-like substance that comes out of a hot glue gun when you try to pull away from gluing something.

I hate hot gluing things because I always end up getting dragonball cum all over me!

by Dormamu January 13, 2017

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Cum cocktail

When a woman doesn't know what profile to choose in a sperm bank, she may choose the cum cocktail:
A mix of different semen.

In a National Bank of Sperm pamphlet, you can read:
Try the cum cocktail; a surprising mix of the best pipette bottoms.

Amanda went for the cum cocktail. We are now taking bids for the baby lottery.

by Monsieur C January 16, 2014

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