Cocksucker red

The wearing of bright red lipstick by a female.

Samantha always wears that bright red lipstick. I think it's called cocksucker red.

by Jack Madison December 19, 2016

red plum

When a guy dips his balls in a bloodied period-pussy.

I was blessed to earn the red plum badge of honor last night and as I retracted my left ball I said to her "periods don't stop anything, but a sentence baby".

by Mister Poopybutthole October 6, 2015

red rug

What the famous red carpet actually is -- a rug rather than a carpet.

A carpet, by definition, is a permanent cloth floor covering; while a rug is a temporary floor covering which can be removed & replaced whenever desired.

So when they're "rolling out the red carpet" for the Oscars, they're actually rolling out the red rug because it is rolled back up & removed when the awards ceremony has finished.

The “Little Women” director and Baumbach, her partner — and the director of “Marriage Story” — arrived on the Oscars red rug with a whopping 12 nominations between them.

by Telephony February 9, 2020

Red Creek

Red Creek is a back country redneck school with higher ambitions. Priding itself on its numerous commendations, it has spent its grants on dozens of trivial projects such as a new track and new bleachers but has yet to fix the air conditioning/heating. The athletics program in red creek is also a joke. Still holding onto the legends of the past, the soccer coaches choose to overlook the weak athletics compared to nearby schools such as clyde-savannah, preferring to look back on the glory days, several of which are still hanging on the wall, despite being older than your dad. None of the other sports even matter despite average performance. The surrounding area is mostly retired people and meth-heads. The student body is made up of the Juul kids, the depressed meme dealers, and popular kids who used to be relevant back in middle school but you know are having a mid life crisis at the age of 17. The middle school is not even worth mentioning as it is just a wasteland of sexually transmitted diseases and the scent of hormones.

"Bro this was worse than back when I went to Red Creek"

by Red Crick Kid December 11, 2019

Flappy Red

A condition in which a man is born without a foreskin. The penis is then constantly exposed to pretty much everything and generates a sticky like glue substance as a natural protection agent. The substance is so sticky that if you were to jerk off your hand would be almost permanently stuck to your penis which is why most men resort to wrapping glad rap around their penis in order to jerk off. The penis is also extremely sensitive and often pulses with pain for no apparent reason and is overwhelming painful during an orgasm or climax. Overall it’s an equally disgusting and disturbing deformity which is why most people with flappy reds never get laid.

“Bruh did you hear James died from extreme pain last night”. “Oh shit no”. “Yeah he was having sex and orgasmed so much that his flappy red literally shut down his body”.

by MmmmmmmmBruh August 5, 2020

Ruby Red

A Female that goes out with a gang member of the bloodz.

Iam Ruby Red, Yert My man's a bloodz

by LADii E April 23, 2006

red lemming

Term for a common Chinese person.

The nation colour of China being 'red' + 'lemming' a person with no originality or voice of his/her own.

One who speaks or repeats only what he/she has been told by the state. Excessively nationalistic. A tool. A cretin.

China is goood, China amazing, China wule da world!" "Oh great another red lemming.

by sunshiyong October 21, 2010