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69 inches

5 foot/feet 9 inches (5’9”).
A sexainch.
The best height for people.
Many runners, swimmers, basketball, soccer, and football players, as well as models and most American men are around this height.
Most of us are 69 inches tall.
by gregben October 15, 2023
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Potterism-69

WARNING: Deadly virus caused by a man named Luke “Blizzard Wizard” Potter. This virus first occurred when Luke came out to his parents since his departure from Comprehensive School. Ever since he announced his gayness to his family, Blizzard Wizard became more and more obsessed with DICK which lead to his abuse in college. The more he got abused the more this virus spread across the globe, becoming worse than COVID-19. The virus spread from person to person through gayness. HENCE THE NAME POTTERISM-69.
Have you heard about the Virus going around?”

“Yes, yes I have”

“I heard it was caused by gayness”

Conclusion - Lads, if you ever think about lipsing another male. I would rethink that as you might catch Potterism-69.
by BigBrianTingJayne July 16, 2023
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Express 69

1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.

2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).
You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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69 Cent

The alternative name for 6ixine.
69 Cent is the worst rapper of our generation.
by gregben September 15, 2023
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Vintage 69

When two people one who is "young" and one who is 69-90 begin to 69
Jon: Bro I went over to this old whores house and got a Vintage 69
Don: Bro that must have felt weird if she had no teeth
by Sharpest Cheddar January 17, 2021
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acid.69

a super cool, awesome, funny, and handsome tiktoker <33 aka as chris's little baka
m: do u know who acid.69 is?
d: omg yes, i love him hes my favorite tiktoker!!!!!
m: mine too!!! lets makeout!
by alittlefag March 27, 2021
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Spirit of 69

A refrence to the earliest skinhead subculture. Skinheads that came out of London England with a connection to working class. Spirit of 69 is identifiable through the music, clothing and hair cut, they were heavily influenced by mod scene While the alternative is the more publicly known late 70s early 80s skinheads who drew there influence from the punk scene.
I'm an original son, we started the spirit of 69.
by Ian Donaldson April 12, 2021
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