August 22

People born on august 22 are those people that like to touch stuff

Barack: im born on august 22
Barack: owh wow stuff to touch
Obama: stop touching that
Barack: oeh sorry
Obama: I SAID STOP TOUCHING
Barack: u said stop touching THAT
Obama: stop touching the children
Obama: we’re inside a children’s hospital

Barack: oh i thought it was a doll
Obama: *eats banana*
Barack: dude thats a child’s peepee
Obama: huh *puts on shoes*
Barack: never ever touch my dog again
Obama: *confusing situation*
Barack: no its not!
Obama: im president

Barack: NO I AM

by Treelonmusk November 3, 2019

June 22

June 22 is the day where you grab a girl and fuck her up and let her suck your dick

Wow to day is june 22 let's fuck some girl's

by Best day is june 22 October 15, 2019

november 22

a ginger was born on this day, which means it is utter shite.

this person is a ginger, who is born on november 22 making it shite.

by scottishcuntperson October 15, 2019

22's

The size of one's biceps in inches.

Person 1: Damn have you seen Randy's 22's!?
Person 2: Yeah but Kimmie says that they are 17's.

by Randizzle 22 February 22, 2009

September 22

people born on september 22 are very stinky, they’re usually very sPeCiAl and they are big big clowns

- my birthday is september 22
• oh, i’ve got to go.. 🥴😬

by cl$wn November 23, 2019

October 22

National say the n word day

I am going say the n word all day tomorrow because it is October 22 tomorrow

by Bigdicbee October 20, 2019

22s on the lac

escalade with 22 inch rims

damn look at the 22s on that lac

by dumb @$$ October 19, 2003