butthole high-dive

To dive or take a leap toward ones anus for painful penatration, at a distance anywhere from 3 to 33ft. Figuratively or actually. More so along the lines of having to do something stupid and painful.
I feel that I'm just standing in line for a butthole high-dive in the army at times.

Josh, why did you have to butthole high-dive me last nite with tricking me into the two-hand touch with that wildabeast at the bar?
by Chacharillo February 18, 2017
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Synchronized Muff Diving

When two female Olympic divers 69.
“Did you watch the Games last night? You just know the Canadian women’s team did some synchronized muff diving in their hotel later.”
by LinzerTorte July 28, 2021
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Dead dick dive

When a naked man dies during swimming
Carl had a dead dick dive. His funeral is at noon in three weeks
by The weirdo in your pants July 29, 2022
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Dirty scuba dive

When you are getting head and your force your penis into the back of a girls throat and it comes out of her nose
Yea she told me it was like she’s underwater when I gave her a dirty scuba dive
by WhiteWangALang June 28, 2022
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extreme muff diving

When you shove your head up a vagina in an extreme sport way
"Man, that girl is a cave. Everyone goes extreme muff diving in her"
by Fuckmonkey99 February 20, 2018
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underwater cave diving

The simultaneous act of carefully performing a hand stand while giving analingus.
I heard that girl Jaquanda will do anything in the sack. That dude Rodney from down the street said he went underwater cave diving last night!
by 1628Rex January 31, 2009
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alaskan sky-diving

the act of jumping off an elavated location and penetrating a females anus.
i got quaded by some sky divers last night, at the doctors now with the doctor........he dives from 40000ft up feeelllllllsssssss so goood. rips just a bit but some neosporin from time to time heals my cunt right up.

Alaskan sky-diving
by neosporin fucker March 04, 2012
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