Get the peni-woppermug. 
by Hsjejf August 17, 2017
Get the flower penismug. When a large amount of nut drips down your shaft and gets your shaft stuck to your sack creating a vacuum seal.
by lamronnem April 6, 2024
Get the Penis Goostermug. by Cancergang666 October 3, 2017
Get the Penis bitchmug. by PENIS NUKE December 22, 2020
Get the Nuke Penismug. Having a Baby Lodged in your penis
You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult
You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult
by Testy tangler January 16, 2023
Get the Baby Penismug.