doing a Matt

When you constantly cock block yourself and call your crush a "fat whale" and call that 'flirting.'

Guy 1: Wtf why doesn't my crush like me back

Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end

Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt

by ummokaymatt June 9, 2018

Doing a Bassett

When you need to leave to make nachos

Hey man can’t work back today I’m doing a Bassett

by Ahh yeeaahh Matt Martin October 29, 2020

to do a flynn

to decimate ones toilet by shitting in a perfect cicle on the rim

tom:i just did a massive flynn

other tom: what the fuck

tom: to do a flynn is a otherworldy event

by Haydenbates February 18, 2024

I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left And Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

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I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left And Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Doing an Elias

Turning up after 10AM to work.

Did you see that he came in at 10:43AM today? I guess he was doing an Elias.

by AttackPanda July 21, 2022

Doed

The person who's going 25 mph on a busy street; a slow driver; a driver that annoys you due to their slow speeds

Person 1- Bro why are you going so slow the speed limit is 40?
Person 2- Because this mf Doed wants to take his time.

by ruszzan February 9, 2022

Doing A Schettino

Doing a schettino

1. A phrase meaning somebody escaping or abandoning from a place without alerting anyone

Examples: "Jeffrey was doing a schettino when we were going to skydive." "Rodney was trying to be doing a schettino to a escape a haunted house but fell on the road"

by Darrentheshipguy1301 May 3, 2025