Dirty Tommy

When a person of the male gender whips it out without permission and expects sexual acts in return. This can be done either with or without the proverbial wink and nod, although the wink and the nod has been proven to work more effectively in the males favor.

When Dirty Tommy drove me home, he just whipped it out and just expected me to go to town, but when Kevin whipped it out and gave me a wink and a nod, I gave him the best he's ever had.

by janedoe July 16, 2008

dirty Gonçalo

Is the act of trying try to penetrate a computer USB port with the man's junk.

Rodrigo tried to do a dirty Gonçalo with his new mac book.

by Dirtyboyyyyy May 23, 2020

Dirty Rubs

A whole lot of friction down there. Also known as outercourse.

See also Rubs Merchant

Alastair loves to welsome new friends by giving them dirty rubs.

by Alastair February 25, 2004

dirty kaiden

The act of sucking dick with alcohol on it.

Last night when I was thinking of drinking alone I decided to give my boyfriend a dirty Kaiden.

by Decboy April 15, 2020

Dirty Ballsack

When a male or shemale is able to pull the skin of their ballsack, or scrotum, all the way over the glutus maximus or, anus, and defecate in it.

man 1: Hey, you ever performed a dirty ballsack
man 2: Yes. Last night. it was diarrheay

by mekka4lyfe August 4, 2008

dirty moffatt

When a man with a moustache gets done up the ass and the shit from the penis gets smeared in his moustache.

Joe gave Brad a dirty moffatt

by testical_raper April 7, 2007

Dirty Willie

When one man sticks his index finger into his colon and wiggles it around until it is covered in feces and then jams it into the ear of another unsuspecting man, preferably hobo

(can also be preformed on a woman if shes one of thos ugly lesbians)

I tickled john powers's brain with a dirty willie

by Ben Preston December 1, 2006