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I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."
"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"
by Khyzer September 18, 2019
mugGet the I'm just trying to get my kids to Marsmug.

Fortnite Kid

Someone who spends 25 hours everyday just to shit on a random player. Usually nine years old, smells like BO and loves grilled cheese
Don't play with Tate, he is a fortnite kid.
by Daniel not fornite kid April 5, 2022
mugGet the Fortnite Kidmug.

Little Caesars Kid

Someone who really likes Little Caesars and says "pizza pizza" in a normal sentence. Usually a kid but if they work at Little Caesars they have the brain size of a kid.
"Hey Lena how is your job at Little Caesars? I hope your not a Little Caesars Kid."
"Pizza pizza"
"Fuck you."
by SolidarityPoint November 20, 2022
mugGet the Little Caesars Kidmug.

Valorant kid

White spazzy Virgin kid, allergic to grass, Irrelevancy beyond the sound barrier and has a microscopic PP so he is Rejected by his family. Mostly Known as a non loved lazy fuck to society.
Damm Algraal is such a valorant kid. L Bozo
by Algraal May 11, 2022
mugGet the Valorant kidmug.

KID

by KidSnathcer January 10, 2020
mugGet the KIDmug.

Kids

by PyrocynicalTheMLGGamer April 22, 2019
mugGet the Kidsmug.

Yodeling Walmart Kid

Yodeling Walmart Kid probably has an article of it on know your meme
by hit that mf yeet April 9, 2018
mugGet the Yodeling Walmart Kidmug.

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