parkour shit

Doing something simple, like walking, hopping a fence, or standing up, cooler and more intense than anyone else.

Person 1: Dude, did you see him hop that fence, then sprint off the wall?!

Person 2: Yeah, that was some serious parkour shit
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Person 1: She just hopped up all quick after she fell, it was parkour shit

by I make words man. November 2, 2011

DBZ shits

when you shit into someone elses rectum and you shit back and forth in each others rectum, invision dragon ball z remember when they fought with the kie yu ken? its like the beams when they fight.

DBZ shits is the bomb! me and my girlfriend do it every night!

by thelevimon November 5, 2011

shit-tacular

adj. 1 having shit like qualities 2. amazingly shitty 3. see asstastic

McDonalds burgers are very shit-tacular.

by assface February 15, 2003

shooting the shit

To conversate with another person about anything.

I was shooting the shit with Bill and found out Jill had the clap!

by Nebula X>>> October 28, 2003

shooting the shit

Akin to 'shooting the breeze'. Passing time doing nothing in particular.

I'm just sitting here, you know, shooting the shit.

by Stuart October 31, 2003

dumb as shit

To be as dumb as crap; dumb as poo. (Latin; derived from fatuus shituus)

Dude, your granda is as dumb as shit

by matt dogg October 12, 2003

shit-ton

Equivalent to 27.8 metric tonnes

"So I wakes up and the rear guard is still on the toodaggit, and they've got some shamanpotnentate hectoring about sag harbor spiritualism, some shit like that. Then he takes out a shit-ton of marbles and haywards them cocksure on the marble banister. And the haedies just go ape shit! I mean real antwan braedel spinning. Its raining a fuckin' Panama Special a moltov coctails, agent orange like screamin' mutant wackos out there. And that's where all this point zero bullshit started rolling..."

by Patternalistic October 11, 2007