A columbian cum rocket is the act of blowing your load on a girls stomach and proceeding to snort it like a line of coke then sniffing it into your mouth to spit it into her mouth in return.
by OneEyedYogurtSlinger69 June 19, 2025
The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.
"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.
by OOOHicumpoop November 03, 2021
The Cum Trail refers to the path one takes after ejaculating, usually to a bathroom, to clean up their shameful mess. On the way, cum tends to slide off of the hands and body onto the floor unknowingly, thus creating a trail of cum.
I wonder how much jizz has been left in the wake of my Cum Trail.
I've partaken on my Cum Trail journey so much, the carpet is starting to fester.
I've partaken on my Cum Trail journey so much, the carpet is starting to fester.
by Sparsse May 29, 2021
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by super anal wart licker 69 January 19, 2017
The guy that whips the little Chinese boys in the sweatshops, and as a result, ejaculates hard, often resulting in products being sprinkled with cum.
by Zamburger April 20, 2024
Cum junkies seem addicted to loads of jism. A cum junkie will do just about anything to ingest their next load. Their joy is derived from swallowing cum and will savour each load by swishing it around in their mouth or gargling it in the back of their throat.
Cum junkies will suck off strangers and service public glory holes. They will take a cock up the ass if it means getting a load inside them but they much prefer eating it. Cum junkies will even suck the cum out of a condom and pay men to empty loads down their throat.
Their lack of control and obsession with cum even over other life events really makes them pathetic losers.
Cum junkies will suck off strangers and service public glory holes. They will take a cock up the ass if it means getting a load inside them but they much prefer eating it. Cum junkies will even suck the cum out of a condom and pay men to empty loads down their throat.
Their lack of control and obsession with cum even over other life events really makes them pathetic losers.
Dude I was walking though the park yesterday and this fucking cum junkie loser was sucking off this random fat sweaty man in the bushes. He gave no fucks about who saw him either
by Jay-1001 February 01, 2025