Cumbercrotch

(1)A person with a large phallus; the phallus in question resembling a cucumber in terms of size and width.
(2) The crotch of the British actor Benedict Cumberbatch. Often discussed on tumblr.

(1) Did you see her boyfriend? That man has a Cumbercrotch!
(2) 'Did you see those jeans Benedict Cumberbatch was wearing?' 'How could I not? It was a great view of the Cumbercrotch!'

by EdnaAlainaPoe August 14, 2012

Cumfire

When a man fires his creamy load on a girl.

Slater shot off his creamy load in my pussy last night! His cumfire is the best!

by dabmaster101 May 24, 2016

cumbermusk

The scent of the beautiful and amazing actor Benedict Cumberbatch. But be warned, too much cumbermusk shall kill you as it is suffocatingly wonderful.

I walked past Benedict Cumberbatch and got a whiff of his cumbermusk.

by Cumberbitch4eva<3 January 10, 2017

Cumbercookie

A term used by someone to refer to themselves as a fan of Benedict Cumberbatch. To be a "Cumbercookie" is to be a part of the "Cumberbatch".

Girl 1: "I LOVE Benedict Cumberbatch!"

Girl 2: "Me too!"

Girl 3: "Those two are such Cumbercookies.."

by YBK August 25, 2013

cumter

When a man cums in a girl, then the girl picks the cum out with her fingers. The man then proceeds to licking the cum off of her fingers and spitting it in the girls asshole, and then having anal sex.

"Yo me and my girl totally cumtered last night"

"Hey, do you want to do a cumter tonight?"

by thegrizzelybear September 11, 2011

cumwhip

the act of cumming into some cool whip, mixing it together, and then let your girlfriend eat it off your dick

after i was done mixing, my girlfriend got a big mouthful of cumwhip

by Cupcake Sally April 12, 2010

Cumberbinge

A long session of watching a great deal of movies and/or TV shows involving the fabulous British actor Benedict Cumberbatch. A marathon of BBC's Sherlock would be considered a Cumberbinge, for example. Side effects of this activity may include, but are not limited to, helpless squeeing, desperate longing, insane happiness, cravings for tea, biscuits, or other typically British foods, and an increased admiration for Benedict Cumberbatch's cheekbones, if such a thing is possible.

Girl: I was going to do homework, but instead I ended up on a massive Cumberbinge. Oops.

Fangirl 1: Want to have a sleepover? We can go on an all-night Cumberbinge!
Fangirl 2: Ohmygoodness yes! I love him! I'll make tea, shall I?

by Hobo Style March 1, 2012