ball and chain baby

(noun) when a female gets pregnant on purpose, with the hope that the baby daddy will then marry her. Once a wife, women are often referred to as "the old ball and chain" because they keep a guy held down; away from his friends; "imprisoned."

Tiffany lied to Marquez about being on birth control, and now she's going to have her little ball and chain baby--but there's no way that Marquez is going to marry her.

by mike87111 February 21, 2010

dragon ball z

a good show that keeps on making new parts and the good guys always win

if we do not watch dbz i will kill you

by Jackass Mcjackasse January 9, 2005

Russian Butter Balls

When a woman is performing and handjob and as he ejactulates, she proceeds to take a hammer to the male's testicles, beating them to a pulpy, bloody, mess.

Dude Brandon met some girl last night who gave him the Russian Butter Balls... Poor guy

by G-Bandit September 6, 2010

Dirty Disco Ball

When your girl or side hoe takes a cup of confetti and has you cum in it and then puts it in her mouth. After that she engulfs your scrotum and continues to gargle on it until the sticky confetti sticks on to you giving the appearance of a disco ball.

After arts and crafts with my daughter, she gave me a Dirty Disco Ball.

by @heelyfromtwitter August 14, 2017

magic eight ball

A mystical pool ball enchanted to tell the future.

Person: Magic eight ball, how long until I get to 3rd base with my girlfriend

Magic Eight Ball: Ask again later

by Atlec January 20, 2006

Ball so hard

balling hard; Being a baller

ball so hard, muhfuckas wanna find me

I ball so hard, get on my level

by RedDeadDorito October 29, 2011

ball me outrageous

A phrase that is meant to request action from someone. Whether it be for said person to go get something or do the speaker a "solid" of some sort. It is often misunderstood completely by the speaker's intended target, resulting in an unfullfilled request and an overwhelming sense of "wow that guy/girl is a little bitch". The object of the phrase, "ball", can be interchanged with any desired noun that the speaker would like to be given to them.

Eric: Yo, ball me outrageous with some stump dat.
Vinny: Ight man, imma stump you outrageous

or

Vinny: Alright this pizza's done except it needs meatball. Rob, ball me outrageous.
Rob: What?
Vinny: damnit!

by Sir Vincenzo February 23, 2009