wartime friend

A friend who is helpful in moments of crisis, whose friendship is persistent when the conditions for friendship or happiness become difficult.

Todd is a wartime friend, he got me food and a lawyer after my accident even though he was working 80 hour weeks at the time.

The moment Fred's fund needs to cash out, he will begin voting against us on the board--he is no war time friend.

by Freddy Boy1 February 10, 2024

Sex with friends

I'm just doing it for fun

My friends love sex so i give it them sex with friends

by godgody October 26, 2019

Vest friend

A person you don't necessarily know, but the person is in fact wearing an almost identical vest as you do, and therefore you feel obligated to initiate a dialog.

Vest guy 1: Hey man! Nice vest!
Vest guy 2: Hey! Nice vest man!

Two months later at Waffle House:

Vest guy 1: Hey man! I recognize that vest!
Vest guy 2: Howdy! Yeah! We're like vest friends now!

by swaglord_mcmuffin December 6, 2021

best friend rape

When you force someone to be your best friend against their will

Bob: “Be my bestfriend damnit”
Paul: Ah! Best friend rape!

by FrenchieMarie December 14, 2017

so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

something you say after your PIECE OF SHIT FRIEND tries to be funny but ends up being a dumbass

(friend name): doin your mum 🤣
you: so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

by POT BOI SIXITY FOUR February 10, 2025

Friends with benefits

When you not friends with a friends you are friends with benefits

Tamaya is a friends with benefits because she is a roach

by Lovenvtn February 18, 2019

Friends

Some thing i dont have a lot of

“Were all your friends Keira?”
“All gone,sorry ava”

by Keira_Mcnugget October 24, 2019