by goat cheese, yay or nay? June 12, 2023
Get the cummug. Ejaculation that lasts for so long that your condom almost explodes from the overwhelming amounts of cum. If not wearing a condom you are sure to produce a baby (or babies).
by snickered July 5, 2016
Get the Lengthy-cummug. - UwU purred Garfield as he entered his fat cat cock into Jon's tiny, throbbing asshole. "HARDER" yelled Jon as Garfield teased Jon's cock with his claws. Within 5 minutes of teasing the cum inside of Jon's big balls could not hold in any longer as he shot a load so far, the ISS had to declare an emergency due to an unidentifiable white liquid hitting them at an unprecedented speed. Next it was Garfield's turn. He began to trust harder until he filled Jon to the brim with the warm, sticky liquid. Jon slowly moaned before kissing Garfield and falling asleep in his strong arms. OwU
by Ifuckedabigwass November 27, 2020
Get the cummug. by the REAL Freddie Mercury April 11, 2022
Get the cummug. Cum is what you get because your pp has motion sickness. So when you shake it. It gets dizzy and vomits.
by Coomslayer69 July 21, 2022
Get the Cummug. A rocket that uses semen for fuel. Some say if your cum is healthy enough, it can travel at supersonic speeds.
Dude1: Im boutta build a cum rocket, and I need your cum, hand it over!
Dude2: Sure bruh but pay me back at 10% interest
Dude2: Sure bruh but pay me back at 10% interest
by iq0percentile January 28, 2021
Get the Cum rocketmug. When you spend 10 minutes on the toilet pushing cum out your nunny but that hidden extra unexpectedly expels itself at the most inconvenient time
by wieskakasia September 15, 2022
Get the Poltergeist cummug.