by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016

Win you spin a weel has kick, squeeze for 15 seconds nut to hammer, nut wedge , nut to robot, nut nurf hit and skip, friends get to choose nut crush method, choose other to do punishment But friend chose punishment thes turn for you
The one with the least amount of nut shots gets to squeeze others nuts naked for 1-2 minutes
The one with the least amount of nut shots gets to squeeze others nuts naked for 1-2 minutes
Do you want to to play nut busted naked roulette
No my balls are still sore from last night we played
No my balls are still sore from last night we played
by Biggest brain December 12, 2022

Person 1: I finna nut.
Person 2: Me too.
Person 1: How can you finna nut as a cis woman?
Person 2: Sorry, I meant that I finna female nut, which is just the female equivalent of finna nut.
Person 1: Ah, I see!
Person 2: Me too.
Person 1: How can you finna nut as a cis woman?
Person 2: Sorry, I meant that I finna female nut, which is just the female equivalent of finna nut.
Person 1: Ah, I see!
by HypothermiaIsCool November 21, 2017

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times
example of def 3.
you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY
you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS
also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA
you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY
you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS
also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA
by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021

by FAP NATION February 22, 2018

by seasnark September 29, 2022

Hey may i have nut?
Yes you may
*begins to grab friends crotch and rip it off to eat it*
Oh dear god!
Yes you may
*begins to grab friends crotch and rip it off to eat it*
Oh dear god!
by PotatoAteMyBum October 21, 2019
