nut check

Government financial assistance for the mentally unstable.

I'm going to run out of beer if my nut check doesn't show up in the mail soon.

by KevinAndHisCat January 03, 2025

nut snake

Euphemism for a penis. Originates from the terms nuts for testes. Created by Theo Von.

The guy runnin the Gravitron asked if we wanted to rock then he showed us that nut snake.

by PoopMongrual May 12, 2023

Bucket O' Nut

When one internally ejaculates within a sexual partner and watches as their orifice leaks bodily essence. Sometimes shortened as B.O.N.

"Hey you know Tracy?"
"Yeah I know her, cute girl with the thicc butt right?"
"Yeah I spilled a Bucket O' nut in that."
"Nice bro"

by Lightn'Thicc October 23, 2018

Throwing nut

To throw sperm at a partner.

Oh! She's on birth control? You can try throwing nut at her!

by Johnny.smithdeal November 10, 2020

Nuts Cold

A variation of cold as balls

Temperatures cold enough to cause even you nuts to feel frozen.

Charles: I just came back from the convenience store and it is nuts cold out there.

by dm84z28 May 10, 2010

Frazzled nut

When you need an espresso shot but you only get the nut.

Oh I got a frazzled nut this morning, seems like he’s been holding back! Time for coffee!

by Seattle2022 June 18, 2022

nuts and a half

however the fuck markiplier rates things, the maximum: nuts and a half.

markiplier: woah this game is nuts and a half

by ultratism May 06, 2022