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Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL

A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.
Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it
by What’s your handle321 March 2, 2024
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chinese nuts

Did you see that guy? I heard he's got Chinese nuts
by Prometheus42 September 5, 2016
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Red Nut Syndrome

Also called acute nuthin pain. When you’ve been bustin sum guud ass nut all over the walls for less than 6 months and suddenly your dick and balls turn redder than the devil’s dick. Other symptoms include pain, swelling, and difficulty finishing a guud Mia Khalifa video or three girls one cup video because your balls hurt so bad.
Horny1: bruh I just snorted viagra and have been locked up in my room all day bustin guud nut when all of a sudden my dick and balls got all red n shit!
Doctor Douche: Well let’s see here! Oh shit yo ass got red nut syndrome wtf is wrong with you!

Horny1: Doc I just had to finish the whole Mia Khalifa limited edition collection in one day!
Doctor Douche: oh fuck say no more fam put on sum Vaseline next time and take 5 shots o’ jack n you’ll be guud!
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018
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Deez Nuts

Giant eggs eggs
This joke is told by men with a small penis
Pocket light swords
Hey how’s your mom?
Deez Nuts
by HHHHHOWDY Yall June 25, 2022
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the ginger nuts

A ginger, (preferabbly with the name jamie L.) will proceed to lift up ones eyelid, sticking the tip between the eyelid and eye and finishing into the back of the eye while fingering their bum.
I dont even need contact lenses anymore, jamie did the ginger nuts on me!
by eddthomp June 13, 2023
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No nut november preseason

When it's October and u are beating ur meat atleast 4 times a day in an effort in preparing yourself for no nut november
DON: I am beating atleast 2 times a day
JAKE: What why
DON: ITS no nut november preseason
by Sauceorloss September 30, 2020
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Left Nut

The left nut is much stronger then right nut. The left nut does all the work.
Bro the left nut is so strong
by hitlers dad February 23, 2022
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