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Nut crumbles

Oreo like substance found under nut sack..
While scatching my nut sack i notice some nut crumbles.
by Tete8 July 2, 2017
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Goofy Nuts

Someone who sneezes and farts at the same time while being on a roller coaster
Did you hear goofy nuts three rows back?
by Cobblershlobber August 12, 2020
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kick in the nuts or balls

when we a boy has his ball's busted is so funny and a good torture method
you can kick or squeeze his balls .
they will often cry and feel sick
kick in the nuts or balls story :a boy walked up to girl and asked me if she would date him . after refusing he tried again she grabbed his nuts and squeezed them so hard . he let out a whimper and just kept on crying.
the girl squeezed harder and wouldn't let go till she heard 2 perfect crunches. the boy cried and wouldn't move for hours
by jink234 September 4, 2023
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Ghost Nut

When you nut so hard that your soul leaves out of your body.
First time that has ever happened is a Scandanavian man from Sweden found an invisible man not only sleeping in his bed, but the ghost nutted in his bed, where now it's time for the scandanavian man to nut to this song.

To perform a ghost nut, you have to firmly grasp the tender of your meat and START STROKING IT FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF SOUND, and when due time, you will feel a tingly sensation as your meat starts to glow a bright light. After that, you have finally committed a Ghost Nut where your soul leaves from your body, as you have become what you have done, Ghost Nut.
Person 1: "Hey, you wanna have a sausage fest and nut to two men kissing?"
Person 2: "Nah bruv, I just made a ghost nut, but fukkit, I'll do it anyways!"
by NathanDarksonTHL December 7, 2022
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privacy nut

A well informed person who thoroughly looks after their privacy whether is it digital or personal, but it's most often the former.
"You think you have ever had any privacy online? Every second you are being data farmed and that information bought and sold. The moment you buy something from a major company they have everything from billing to your shopping habits, etc."

"You need to get into things such as a completely segmented network. VPNs are the very bare minimum basic first step any informed person takes these days. And I'm not sure that's extreme enough either...but even then you're still going to have a bunch of data on you and your activities sold every second. It's not about being a "privacy nut" it's about it being just that bad out there."

"Am I a "privacy nut" by modern standards? Maybe. However you also need to look at things in context. I do still use a smartphone as I don't have much of a choice but I use a custom firmware on it that gives me control over the phone."

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by quakec1m4 May 5, 2024
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Fuck nut

Someone that is doing something stupid or not supposed to be doing
by Fuckname May 25, 2023
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nut perfection

When someone or something is so perfect that one can ejaculate (often referred to as "nutting") in their pants from sight of this beauty.
Jesse: "Did you listen to the song I sent you"
Tony: "Yeah, it was to nut perfection"
by BakedInSyrup November 26, 2017
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