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monkey monkey football

Another word for a three-some
The guy ask the 2 girls if they want to play monkey monkey football
by j-me lynn January 14, 2014
mugGet the monkey monkey footballmug.

Diamond Monkey

Someone who is higher than just gay. Someone who cannot go 5 minutes without having sexual intercourse with other men.
guy 1: dude hes such a diamond monkey
guy 2: yeah his name is prolly jim or jake or something like that.
by anonymous June 6, 2025
mugGet the Diamond Monkeymug.

Monkey Fencing

When gay men swing their cocks against each other like they’re fencing
Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson monkey fencing for the afc championship, imagine that
by Poopball January 11, 2025
mugGet the Monkey Fencingmug.

monkey paw

The struggle of someone with small hand trying to grasp a big item
I totally had to monkey paw the big phone
by Royroy February 17, 2015
mugGet the monkey pawmug.

Autistic Goon Monkey

When Some Retarded fag is being a douchebag and cant argue for shit so you call him an autistic goon monkey
One:"I Like Genshin Inpact" Two: "Shut the fuck up your an Autistic Goon Monkey"
by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda April 10, 2025
mugGet the Autistic Goon Monkeymug.

monkey business

“ i would really like to shop there. that’s a monkey business “
by lilstankstank October 13, 2022
mugGet the monkey businessmug.

Ikem monkey

A gay Monkey that viciously violates his massa and the other monkeys on the farm Ikem also chucks poop at dogs and pees on cats
Keep your kids away from a Ikem monkey
by Ikenna the sturdy man November 10, 2022
mugGet the Ikem monkeymug.

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