give you the shaft

1) When the establishment symbolically strikes you or sodomizes you with a long, round, wooden pole because you do not fit into its machine for some reason.

If you are not genetically adequate, college will give you the shaft first by taking all of your money from you, and second by trying its best to fail you.

by AmazonBoobs2626 May 17, 2014

How old are you?

Don't fall for it-

Sarah: How old are you?
Me: Ain't falling for it.

by dances23tr3 March 8, 2022

May The Fourth Be With You

Something teachers say because they think they are funny and cool!

Brittany: Oh my god Roni! The teachers think they are so cool! Like May The Fourth Be With You! Like shut up!
Roni: Yahh! Like stop! Seriously! Like today!!!

by French Tips May 3, 2019

380 bout you

Being there for someone, love the another human being opposite or same gender wise

“I was 380 bout you, but u played me”

by Foreign.goddest May 5, 2018

i love you

something you say to a person you like
it doesnt always work out as planned

Jaime: "I Love You Yvette"
Yvette: "i'm sorry but i don't love you"
Jaime: "i'm so ,disappointed and depressed i'm think i am going to move on to Mona"

by cutecupcake June 3, 2015

Kill you with kindness

This is Saying you love someone

She kill you with Kindness

by 459395 February 25, 2022

I'll pencil you in

A phrase meaning that the speaker intends to add the listener to a list, or make an appointment for the listener to attend a meeting at a later time.

(Pencil, a noun, is being used as a verb for the action associated with it.)

Fred: I need help with my homework.
Daphne: I'm not free until 6.30. I'll pencil you in for then if that's OK.
Fred: It's a date.

by phantom oddity May 20, 2004