Time Displacement

- The effect of traveling faster than those around you. Especially when driving.

"I was doing some Time Displacement before the officer caught up with me. "

John used Time Displacement to get to the party before Paul.

by pocketspy October 28, 2013

Michigan time

A former scheduling system at the University of Michigan, where classes scheduled to start on the hour actually started at :10 past. A source of much confusion.

Now, just a fancy, outdated way of saying "10 minutes late," with the implication that you've lived in the hellhole that is Ann Arbor for a while.

When Sally missed her flight by 10 minutes, she realized that the real world did not run on Michigan time.

by DontCallMeLateForDinner March 22, 2022

I like spending time with you

I dont have crush on you so stop dreaming about me pls
Thanks!

I like spending time with you

by LunarDarkKnigh June 28, 2022

Cock time

Time that two men spend together.

What did you do this weekend?
I spend some quality cock time with my dad!

by BourgeoisieHater☭ September 29, 2024

Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

If someone says this you stop what you’re doing and dance

Me: hmm has 0 fibers
Eric: Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

(Both break out into dance)

by Love bugg March 22, 2021

part-time chair

A chair that is not in use at the particular time it is being spoken about. Examples include folding chairs, reclining chairs, or chairs that one would not necesarily choose to sit in for comfortability.

Were having some family over tonight, can you bring the part-time chairs up from the basement?

by Kingsleyplimpton September 14, 2017

Josh time

When you have no concept of time. Your friends make plans and you just arrive whenever, at least an hour plus late without a care in the world.

Nah he'll be here, he's just running on Josh time.

by TA Annabel Lee March 18, 2023