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Brock - My girl asked me how I give her such a good time. I told her, “Cause I’m the Cum God baby.”
Rico - How has she not left you at this point you moron. You must have monster truck meat to be able to still have her.
Brock - It’s Eiffel Tower size when fully hard Rico it’s not rocket science. Life’s easy when you’re the Cum God.
Rico - How has she not left you at this point you moron. You must have monster truck meat to be able to still have her.
Brock - It’s Eiffel Tower size when fully hard Rico it’s not rocket science. Life’s easy when you’re the Cum God.
by Odyion June 3, 2024
Get the Cum Godmug. by poggerschampion January 18, 2022
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by Mickey22 February 22, 2015
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