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fortnite kid

some annoying shit a 8 year old says to another 8 year old
youre a fortnite kid you play fortnite, haha shit game
by popzicle February 4, 2021
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Getting hip with the kids

When you act like a child, date a underage girl, but primarily when someone fucks kids. ######swagmoney#yolo#boi
Wow see that guy over there who drives a jeep! He is getting hip with the kids every night.
by charzarding on lil peep May 21, 2018
mugGet the Getting hip with the kidsmug.

A very bad kid

A very bad kid is someone you makes their friends cat leave them.
by Thegodofwordsandonlyspeaktruth February 1, 2020
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band kid

kids who are in a band class and act like a crackhead moast of and does stupid ting . thire a band kid not a kid in band .
by the bestst band kid October 28, 2022
mugGet the band kidmug.

kid cruncher

A large truck or SUV built for American streets after 2020.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.
I was walking to the park yesterday with little Susie and a kid cruncher ran a stop sign and nearly killed her!
by Janatan September 6, 2023
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youtube kids

the crutch of modern parenting

if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D
the joke here is me criticizing the stuff youtube kids content includes; as in the types of videos that masquerade as kids content but have topics that are not appropriate for the intended audience

that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.
by CarkyAmster June 29, 2024
mugGet the youtube kidsmug.

THE band kid

A band kid who sleeps in the band room. They skip every class they have to go practice in the band room and watch dci at night under the sheets. Has a weird obsession over a tech and believes that they are the "chosen one", as in that they are always talking about how they have the inside scoop on the band's events and such. Whenever they encounter another band kid, they try to slither in and clap polyrythms but they just side eye him.
"That guy in the corner playing triple laterals is THE band kid"

"Yeah, I heard he plays genshin impact and justifies it for the music"
by SnoringBufallo66 November 21, 2023
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