ass bitching

Being confronted with fierce complaining.

Jane: what is with you?

John: I've never seen so much ass bitching in my entire life.

by The last warlord April 15, 2014

test ass

Test Ass, or TA, is a serious medical condition resulting from long periods of boredom and immobility, such as those that occur when taking a particularly difficult test or exam.

"Dude, that math test was brutal."
"I know, bro. I got such a case of test ass after that."

by CaptainDialUp April 15, 2014

Ass-titting

The process of touching anothers ass with your lady parts.

“I got ass-titted so hard yesterday!”
“Wow you sure like people ass-titting you.”

by kkvantas June 7, 2014

ass moan

1. the process by which one expels ones own flatulence with pleasurable effect
2. farts

ex. After I fucked my own stomach with this meal, I ass moaned.

by lalalahumans June 12, 2014

hover ass

A sexual position in which excess gas produced by one or both partners allows for the couple to sex each other on a warm cushion of air.

Due to a dinner of spicy sausage, my wife and I were able to see the world on our hover ass.

by professor wordgasm June 18, 2014

wookie ass

An ass so hairy, dark, and smelly that it frightens children, women, and pretty much anyone who looks at it. Sometimes referred to as the "Forest Moon of Endor" the ass has been known to be used as a photo bomb in friends text messages, PM's, and IM's. The only way to clean this ass, and get it to something resembling a normal human's, is to have it perch upon "Leigh's Toilet Bidet" and spray for approximately 8-12 hours.

Happy: OMG Kelly why did you just bomb me with wookie ass while I'm eating lunch with my parents?

Kelly: Legit LOL happy you didn't tell me you were eating lunch with your parents. Wookie ass just sent me a picture doing the Shawn Michael's pose with a broom here it comes!

by N Barber September 18, 2014

ass Bistro

Ass Bistro, when a single person or multiple people accidentally inhale a fart.

When there is a person behind you and downwind of you, you purposely fart and get either a hilarious reaction or a angry one.
Person 1 "haha how was the Ass bistro"
Person 2 (starts crying) "terrible"

by Jrlawrence October 19, 2014