Like Thieving

When someone posts a status on Facebook or equivalent and a friend comments on it with something that gains more likes than the original status.

I posted an awesome link on Facebook last night, but that like thieving bastard, John, commented on it with something better. Fuck him.

by Proeliat April 8, 2012

Hops like Hancock

V. To jump at a whole new level.

Adj. A phrase used to describe when one jumps at a monstrous height.

Interj. An expression used when one is very impressed.

1. "Bro, I'm 'bout to hop like Hancock."

2. "Bro, he's got hops like Hancock."

3. "Holly hops like Hancock, bro!"

by it's kind of obvious April 21, 2012

Sweet like meat

The mutual enjoyment of a common experience, likening said enjoyment to the taste of another man's member.

Boy 1: Hey, they're giving away trilbys at the mall
Boy 2: Sweet like meat!
Boy 1: Yes, and you'd know what that's like after last night, let's go, we can see Le Mis on the way home!!!!

by FieldyS May 4, 2012

Like Wingman

That 1 loyal Facebook friend that will like your status/post no matter what

Jesse updates status to "asdfkmdskfmsdfksdsd"
*Kevin as Jesse's Like Wingman Likes post*

by missv12 November 30, 2011

Ball Like Buddah

An action. Giving great blowjobs.

Guy: Do you ball like buddah?
Girl: Hellll yeahhh.

by oXxYourMomxXo February 25, 2011

Joe like

Basically it is a new emotion which is based around a guy called joe sewell who is really messed up but proper hilarious and cool and we decided that whenever someone gets really really really really REALLY hyper then they are acting like joe so weve decided its called joe like and u must obey or be destroyed by a mechagodzillapenis

i would but it would destroy all computers JOE LIKE

by tittyfish666 February 25, 2011

Like Sandwich

When commenting on someones status. Everyones trying to be funny, you decide to add to the banter, however everyones comment is 'liked' apart from yours. Usually cause you're a loser and no-one actually likes/knows you.
Or your definition of humour is about fucking stillborn children.

*comment* Like
*comment* Like
*gay comment* No likey....The meat of the 'like sandwich'
*comment* Like
*comment* Like

by FlyingHitler SpasmFaceMcdougal February 25, 2011