Slug Nuts

When your balls hang so low that they drag on the ground
"Bro can you help me out, i need a banana hammock for my slug nuts, them shits are draggin and hurt like hell."
by darkstar0008 November 09, 2023
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nut hummer

Having your nuts sucked on.
Oh man, I got such a good nut hummer!
by Jdub9 September 09, 2017
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crunchy nut

When a male is having sexual intercourse with someone and he passes a kidney stone while ejaculating.
Friend: How'd it go last night with that girl?
Me: I gave that girl a crunchy nut!
by Green alien dude March 08, 2018
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Post-Nut Confusion

Post-Nut Confusion, (Not to be *confused* with post-nut clarity) is the feeling of confusion after you have just bust a nut. It's like you don't even know what you just watched. You don't feel shame or guilt, just straight-up confusion.
Person 1: What the fuck did I just watch. Dude, I think I just got Post-Nut Confusion right now, not even clarity. I'm just confused as hell.
by skkkys March 22, 2024
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bust a nut about

It is what you say to one of the homies when they think something is hot, but it actually isn’t, or it is common and not that special.
Homie: Yo did you see the outfit Jessica wore today?! I could see so much of her cleavage!
Me: Easy bro. Nothing to bust a nut about
by DiffinDagels March 08, 2024
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nuts on par

A) To be equally as crazy as another person.
B) Just crazy enough.
Josh and Samantha are nuts on par. They both fight about the stupidest shit.

That's nuts on par enough to work.
by Alfred November 23, 2005
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