Double Play

When you ejaculate and poop at the same time, preferably in the bathtub.

Dude, this chick was so hot but I couldn't pull the trigger bc I had one brewing all night. I had to go home and jump in the bath to turn a double play.

by datguy5924 December 19, 2017

double faced entendre

somebody who has two personalities

You're bad babe, you double faced entendre- Oliver Tree

by mightknight June 29, 2021

Double backwards burn

When Tree gets burned in bowling and then everyone strikes the next frame.

Tree got a double backwards burn.

by Jshore76 April 6, 2023

double-first cousin-nibling

Child of their maternal first cousin with the paternal first cousin or double-first cousin’s child.

My double-first cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Double Ds

A component of the song "Jordan Belfort"

A girl or woman with a DD bra size

Bitch with double Ds she's a love of my erection and her mini ovaries but I ain't about affection so easily the sober me just smokes and then forgets em. Sometimes this life seems a little simple, especially when they tell me that I am something special... (Jordan Belfort) jordan belfort bitch bra breasts

by Queen of the valley July 17, 2016

double noodling

When two people are on top of each other facedown with fitness rollers in between.

Did you hear about Taylor … yeah she was double noodling with Gary yesterday! She’s so lucky

by Emiliovannpus November 10, 2022

Double Glaugh

A double glaugh is a failed attempt at not one but two jokes consecutively . The jokes shared are usually a poor attempt at eliciting laughter and may even come of as being haughty. However, the intention of the jokes were not meant in any way to be offensive or hurtful. The individual who narrates these failed jokes usually experience feelings of sheer embarrassment and regret because they have just been double glaughed.

The term glaugh is a fusion of the two words gaffe and laughter.

i tried to make a joke twice and both times they came out all wrong. I've definitely been double glaugh -ed. :(

by double.gaffe.119 June 2, 2010