double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.

-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.

by Big dick André August 17, 2024

double buckeye

Two thumbs in the bum!

The Irish Karate Mom was giving out free double buckeyes behind the dance studio.

by BeepBeepRR October 16, 2013

Double R Retard

Emphasizes how much of a retard someone is, that it has to be a double R.

Person 1: Look at this!
Person 2: You're a double R retard!
Person 1: Noo

by Darth That Makes Words March 23, 2024

double stuff

when Jake creams inside Des at least 2 times after she is no longer ovulating

Des wants Jake to double stuff her after she’s done ovulating (and he acts right)

by juicejuicejuice January 19, 2025

Double face entendre

A person who has two opposite personalities (Usually one is less preferable than the other)

"My ex-girlfriend is such a double face entendre."

by Mr. BigBig November 28, 2022

flipping double birds

basically just putting up both middle fingers

Jim: Dude, Todd got fired for flipping double birds at his boss!

Dan: Yikes!

by XxCherryzzX February 15, 2024

Double Dip

When a man has anal intercourse with a woman then pulls out and inserts it into the vagina

Double dip that chick

by King Chilie November 17, 2015