by XxXnofoshoXxX January 29, 2008
Get the golf kidmug. A dangerous disease which infects small children typically between the ages of two and ten. Symptoms include brain rot, lack of situational awareness, loud voice, and disgusting habits.
An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.
Signs of an iPad Kid:
-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.
Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.
Signs of an iPad Kid:
-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.
Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
by trutherfr June 3, 2024
Get the iPad Kidmug. by Preppydefinitions May 30, 2024
Get the Sephora kidmug. Averages 2lbs of beef topped with 2 cans of tuna wrapped in one tortilla a day in order to get absolutely yoked with 100% gains. 100% muscle, -10% body fat…. Usually hits in order of fist-elbow. With deadly force.
by Tony Crisco February 22, 2025
Get the kid tunamug. by noice. December 5, 2020
Get the National Bot Kid Daymug. greasy ass mf who sells drugs and will never get anywhere in life. hasn’t taken a shower in couple years and probably never will. like to act very hood. put gay shit on their snap stories for instance: “fuck fake friends nicotine has always been loyal to me 😔😔😭❗️🖤”. love to vape and make the bathrooms at school smell like shit.
by crihwaltin77 October 27, 2019
Get the tech school kidmug. a large Indian man named Naitik reddy pannala who enjoys large amounts of food. a kid kid cod is also a pathological liar
by Jonathan Moore 1769 April 28, 2024
Get the kid kid codmug.